grandma licking the screen

An expression that doesn’t make sense that means someone is so hard to teach about electronics

“He doesn’t even know how to click the start menu! Dumb as Grandma licking the screen“

by Excabur February 25, 2021

devious lick

A devious lick is a trend where high schoolers with a gpa under 0.70 steal somthing from somewhere at anytime. Little do they know one day they will get caught and face serious consequences.

"Hey bro wyd" "I just hit a devious lick on the teacher he'll never know!!"

by anonymous September 15, 2021

Salt Lick

A term used by the rhinoceros community meaning to do bath salts.

Freak rhino: boi im botta go for a salt lick.
Jingledon: gimme some eejit before i tie you to a vending machine.
Freak rhino: bomboclat!

by Smuffluffis Jandark July 14, 2025

lake lick-a-[snatch]y

Clever way to say someone is a lesbian.

I think she's been hanging out at Lake Lick-A-Snatchy

by Jimmy Pete August 9, 2009

Lick The Paper Towel

Eating a creampie off of someones underwear.

After he was cuckled, we made him "lick the paper towel"

by TowelsForHim April 15, 2021

Lick my woomy

Derived from suck my woomy. Low when abbreviated. Used as a insult, usually, and is also used with licky licky.

“Suck my woomy, do it.”
“Touch my woomy, do it.”
“Lick my woomy, do it.”

by AshlieKetchum June 10, 2018

Lick

Slang for a pet. Especially referring to dogs or pets that lick.

Hey, Trevor. Did you see my new dog yet? I just got him yesterday.
Nice lick, man.

by Titsi November 4, 2022