July 27

July 27th national send a booty pic day.

:send a booty pic.

:ew wtf why?

:it’s july 27th

by Kikeli876 July 26, 2025

The July Shits

When it’s mid-season, freezing and your coach is getting tired, sick of his cohort and is really grumpy.

“Don’t worry about Terry, he’s just got the July shits, mate”

by Make the right decision! July 28, 2025

July 29th, 2023

A very fucked up day.

Joe: I- i- I can't believe my son died...

Pete: yeah... least it's not July 29th, 2023...

by BigBoyEatz July 29, 2025

July 30th

National send your boyfriend your burps & a video of shaking ass

My boyfriend has a bump from July 30th

by GolfHoser July 29, 2025

July 31st

National flash your boyfriend and sit on his face day

I’m gonna sit on my boyfriends face and then flash him because it’s July 31st

by GolfHoser July 30, 2025

Canadian Fourth of July

When you shoot maple syrup out of your rectum after a butt chug of syrup while smoking a joint of the devils lettuce

Dude did you Tommy Did a Canadian Fourth of July to celebrate that was wild.

by Triple D the stevia daddy August 8, 2025

4 July

Also known in another universe as “let’s punch people with cutesy names infinite times till they’re injured” day.
The person getting punched will keep telling you to stop over and over again until you finally realize that you’ve hurt their feelings.
It’s funny to most people but bullying and disrespectful to some who think childish people (including over 18s) should be respected.
Can be done with people whose names are Tommy, Edie, Quinn, Tia, etc.

Braylee: *whistles in the street*
*3 people come with clenched fists*
Braylee: huh?
3 people in unison: HELLO, SOMEONE TOLD US YOUR NAME IS BRAYLEE AND YOU ARE SO DAMN CHILDISH, RIGHT? IF YOU FOUND US HERE, WE’RE GONNA PUNCH YOU BECAUSE IT’S PUNCHING PEOPLE WITH CUTESY NAMES UNTIL YOU’RE INJURED IN A LOOP DAY. TODAY IS 4 JULY 2025.
Braylee: because I’m 15 and have a cute name and… …I’m hyperactive?
Person 1: YES. AND AS WE SAID, IT WILL NEVER END…
Braylee: What? NO, please do not do this, or I’ll call my uncle…
Person 2: WE’RE GONNA DO IT EVEN IF YOU TELL YOUR UNCLE ON US.
*the three people started punching her repeatedly*
Braylee: STOOOOOOP, STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP YOU’RE HURTING ME, THIS IS NOT FUNNY! THIS IS JUST BULLYING A INNOCENT ENERGETIC PERSON!!
*the three people laugh anyways as they beat her to a pulp even though until she called her uncle*

by shabnamfan2007 September 3, 2025