Hey Jake, want to have a zombie apocalypse?

A facetious event used to express the ludicrousness of a previously suggested event.

EX1:
Jake: Hey Rob, let's beat Contra!
Rob: Hey Jake, want to have a zombie apocalypse?

EX2:
Rob: Wow, I can't believe how much snow we got!
Jake: Want to go for a run?
Rob: Hey Jake, want to have a zombie apocalypse?

by The AWPerator April 22, 2011

drowns and only jake can save me

*drowns and only Jake can save me*

You're probably a smol bean in royale high if you say this.
Drowns and only Jake can save me
Jake: stfu I'm done with you.

by UUUUUYYYYYYYY December 19, 2021

jake paul the movie the sequel the part 2

very good movie, my uncle joe likes it.
only accessible from the creators of the movie themselves, but its easy to reach them, so dont worry!!(logan paul and kyle from south park have a baby)

also used as a call for help when in serious danger but cant say anything. example:

chris tyson from mr breasts: the jake paul the movie the sequel the part 2 was really nice…. (this means help)
abbigail: how good was it? (how dangerous)
chris tyson: it was soo good i could feel it coming inside of me (the better the movie the more dangerous)

by CartmansLeftElbow43 August 29, 2023

jake paul the movie the sequel the part 2

very good movie, my uncle joe likes it.
only accessible from the creators of the movie themselves, but its easy to reach them, so dont worry!!(logan paul and kyle from south park have a baby)

also used as a call for help when in serious danger but cant say anything. example:

chris tyson from mr breasts: the jake paul the movie the sequel the part 2 was really nice…. (this means help)
abbigail: how good was it? (how dangerous)
chris tyson: it was soo good i could feel it coming inside of me (the better the movie the more dangerous)

by CartmansLeftElbow43 August 29, 2023

October 29th- Kill Jake Ferrer day

On this day it is legal to kill Jake Ferrer.
You better run boy

October 29th- Kill Jake Ferrer day: Kill the boy named Jake Ferrer

by thxroro October 29, 2021

among us irl 3AM jake paul friday night funkin huggy wuggy poppy playtime five nights at freddy's fall guys five nights at fortcraft among us sus walter white (not clickbait) (gone wrong) (gone sexual) (cops called) (not clickbait) (SCARY) (not clickbait)

literally every youtuber nowadays

hey did you see the new video called among us irl 3AM jake paul friday night funkin huggy wuggy poppy playtime five nights at freddy's fall guys five nights at fortcraft among us sus walter white (not clickbait) (gone wrong) (gone sexual) (cops called) (not clickbait) (SCARY) (not clickbait)?

by i have ligma pls help June 2, 2022

Jake Debord

The sexiest, smartest, tallest, strongest, longest, gayest piece of shit you'll ever meet. He usually is found in smaller towns, but he has seen the larger towns. So you'll know him.

Damn, that Jake Debord kid is the coolest cat on the block.

by pappyflappy123 June 2, 2017