new jersey: yeah, we kick ass! new york sucks!
NY: you don't kick ass, you smell like ass. big difference.
NY: you don't kick ass, you smell like ass. big difference.
by Denia May 11, 2006
Get the new jersey mug.An amazing state with more than just the city. Upstate new york does not include
longisland. It is a farming region of new york. Has beautiful scenery,
waterfalls, streams, rivers, ect. New york is the home of the real bagels and
real(new york style) pizza. It is also home of the new york coney island dog.
Has a strong dutch, italian, greek ancestry. Uses the word wicked. Has high
taxes is a expensive and ritzy area. And is beautiful. Yes there are quite a few
rude and uncivilized people. Is not nearly as racist as southern states(TEXAS).
Is very interested in fashion and keeping themselves looking nice.
longisland. It is a farming region of new york. Has beautiful scenery,
waterfalls, streams, rivers, ect. New york is the home of the real bagels and
real(new york style) pizza. It is also home of the new york coney island dog.
Has a strong dutch, italian, greek ancestry. Uses the word wicked. Has high
taxes is a expensive and ritzy area. And is beautiful. Yes there are quite a few
rude and uncivilized people. Is not nearly as racist as southern states(TEXAS).
Is very interested in fashion and keeping themselves looking nice.
I moved from new york to texas and was creeped out by their hospitality.
I want to flip off everyone that cuts me off becaus im from new york.
I hate southern states where they marry their sisters and cousins.
I say wicked.
Happy that when i moved back i was flipped off when i cut someone off.
I want to flip off everyone that cuts me off becaus im from new york.
I hate southern states where they marry their sisters and cousins.
I say wicked.
Happy that when i moved back i was flipped off when i cut someone off.
by Upstate New Yorker June 11, 2009
Get the New York mug.A town located in Cape Breton, Nova Scotia. Even though everyone in CB have a different accent than those who live on the mainland, but people from New Waterford take that to a whole new level. For example, they pronounce their o's and a's and their or's as er's. Also they are commonly known as the ghetto of CB. If you ever imply that everyone form that part of CB (Sydney, New Waterford, Glace Bay) are the same, they will probably cut you. Also they are the drug capital of Nova Scotia....
This one time, I was at a park in New Waterford and some guy drove up to me and offered to pay me 40 bucks to throw a soggy, lumpy burlap sack into a garbage that was literally three feet from where he was parked. WHAT THE FUCK IS WITH THAT!
by aswizzle October 23, 2010
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Get the new canaan mug.Q: Why are New Yorkers so depressed?
A: Because the light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey.
New Jersey is the "garden state", where the fuck are the gardens??? If you live on the border of New York/New Jersey and you can operate a car, you are FUCKED ! Whoever is smart enough to give these people license FUCK YOU! Because I promise that everyone drives at least 20 miles per hour below the speed limit. My overall consensus is New Jersey needs :
A) A shit load of frebreeze
B) A few buildings taller than 100 ft.
C) Better bitches on the beaches
D) All of the Above
The correct answer is :
FUCK NEW JERSEY
A: Because the light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey.
New Jersey is the "garden state", where the fuck are the gardens??? If you live on the border of New York/New Jersey and you can operate a car, you are FUCKED ! Whoever is smart enough to give these people license FUCK YOU! Because I promise that everyone drives at least 20 miles per hour below the speed limit. My overall consensus is New Jersey needs :
A) A shit load of frebreeze
B) A few buildings taller than 100 ft.
C) Better bitches on the beaches
D) All of the Above
The correct answer is :
FUCK NEW JERSEY
"Holy shit Brian did you see that Jersey girl?"
"Oh you mean that hooker?"
"Dude, you smell like shit. Did you take a shower today?"
"Yea, but then I went through New Jersey."
"Oh you mean that hooker?"
"Dude, you smell like shit. Did you take a shower today?"
"Yea, but then I went through New Jersey."
by fuckthemotherfuckinnj July 3, 2009
Get the New Jersey mug.whoever wrote number 5 is the man, it was prob some unrisque senior who cant compete with the cool sophs, so sit down.
by risky April 4, 2005
Get the new canaan mug.A large structure full of uptight, spoiled, snobby, good for nothing girls. Mommy and Daddy wait on these worthless children hand and foot. Sure some of these girls will grow up to be trophy wives, just like their own mothers, but it will come with a territory. Soon enough this girls will be smacked with some truth once their future husbands develop a cocaine habit and leave them for some juicy jailbait. Live it up New Trier girls and here's to you and your slow demise!
by smacked with truth May 7, 2009
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