Swanson Line:
Named after Joe Swanson from family guy. The Swanson Line separates disabled people into two categories. Datable and non datable. For example, joe from family guy is a paraplegic but he is strong, smart and a very capable police officer. Joe is right on the line. A little more disabled and he would be below the Swanson Line and therefore not datable. A little less disabled, and he would be clearly acceptable as someone to date or even marry.
Other examples:
Stephen Hawking: smartest man on earth and rich but just too disabled to be a viable partner. He is below the Swanson Line.
Jim Abbott:
Amputee and athlete. Clearly disabled but not nearly disabled enough to hurt his chances. He is an example of being above the Swanson Line
Named after Joe Swanson from family guy. The Swanson Line separates disabled people into two categories. Datable and non datable. For example, joe from family guy is a paraplegic but he is strong, smart and a very capable police officer. Joe is right on the line. A little more disabled and he would be below the Swanson Line and therefore not datable. A little less disabled, and he would be clearly acceptable as someone to date or even marry.
Other examples:
Stephen Hawking: smartest man on earth and rich but just too disabled to be a viable partner. He is below the Swanson Line.
Jim Abbott:
Amputee and athlete. Clearly disabled but not nearly disabled enough to hurt his chances. He is an example of being above the Swanson Line
I lost my arm when I was a kid, but it wasn't until I also lost my legs and ended up in a wheelchair that I dropped below the Swanson Line.
by Never loved May 19, 2014
Get the swanson linemug. When you are fucking a girl in the ass on an airplane in the bathroom at 30,000 feet without a condom on. You cum in her ass, pull out, then strap a condom on and proceed to fuck her in the ass. When finished, when you pull out. Your dick is now officially a sky-line chili slaw dog.
Sky-line Chili Slaw Dog.
Sky = airplane bathroom
Sky-line Chili = the shit from her ass.
Slaw = your cum that gets on your dog from her ass.
Dog = your dick in the condom.
Sky = airplane bathroom
Sky-line Chili = the shit from her ass.
Slaw = your cum that gets on your dog from her ass.
Dog = your dick in the condom.
by dude sweats. December 28, 2008
Get the Sky-line Chili Slaw Dogmug. John: "I got robbed on my way home on the school bus!"
Mary: "Maybe the school bus rode the CTA Red Line."
Mary: "Maybe the school bus rode the CTA Red Line."
by thattransitguy June 13, 2021
Get the CTA Red Linemug. When someone mentally checks out during a conversation, they stop paying attention, lose focus, or drift off into their own thoughts. They're physically present, but their brain just hit airplane mode.
by p-ro July 22, 2025
Get the went off linemug. Can be miles longer tthan just an alleyway width, with binoculars and spools. Can be balled in to fists and "devil's hands." Can also be threaded through walls and windowsills.
by Drug torture victim December 6, 2019
Get the linemug. by Discgolfer499 October 11, 2022
Get the Austin Linemug. When a dude fucks a chick, and she cums all over his dick, and then he proceeds to fuck a man in the ass, and the odor created is referred to as the “seaside sewer line”.
by eL_dao March 2, 2024
Get the Seaside Sewer Linemug.