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wood

Slang term meaning the perfect size penis that's course in texture.
I need some wood.
by Danese La Johnson May 17, 2022
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my neck of the woods

by weinerinmybuns June 22, 2023
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Japanese Haunted Woods

"Hey, logan wanna go to Japan, yes , wanna vlog? Yes, look dead body let's touch it- Japanese Haunted Woods
by A × c = b ÷ 41 <1000 = yes February 7, 2020
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wood for the fire

To fuel something, to feed it
One man can’t satisfy her bruh. She needs more wood for the fire. She’ll never settle down.
by Ka$h December 28, 2020
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Random wood

When your in the middle of class and you get a random boner because you forgot to do your homework
Wow that kid got some random wood there
by Bacon62812 November 26, 2017
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Mahogany wood

A way to describe your manhood if it is Boujee and not just out there.
“She thinks we’re just gonna fuck she don’t know I got mahogany wood”
by King of the west June 15, 2022
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Deer in the woods

It's when the guy...umm then he tucks..umm and prances.
When a friend of mine gets drunk, he wants to play Deer in the Woods.
by Tom_F00lery January 26, 2014
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