wood

Slang term meaning the perfect size penis that's course in texture.

I need some wood.

by Danese La Johnson May 17, 2022

my neck of the woods

buttholes and anal stuff

i like a 9 inch veiny throbbing cock in my neck of the woods

by weinerinmybuns June 22, 2023

Japanese Haunted Woods

Bad content.

"Hey, logan wanna go to Japan, yes , wanna vlog? Yes, look dead body let's touch it- Japanese Haunted Woods

by A × c = b ÷ 41 <1000 = yes February 7, 2020

wood for the fire

To fuel something, to feed it

One man can’t satisfy her bruh. She needs more wood for the fire. She’ll never settle down.

by Ka$h December 28, 2020

Random wood

When your in the middle of class and you get a random boner because you forgot to do your homework

Wow that kid got some random wood there

by Bacon62812 November 26, 2017

Mahogany wood

A way to describe your manhood if it is Boujee and not just out there.

“She thinks we’re just gonna fuck she don’t know I got mahogany wood”

by King of the west June 15, 2022

Deer in the woods

It's when the guy...umm then he tucks..umm and prances.

When a friend of mine gets drunk, he wants to play Deer in the Woods.

by Tom_F00lery January 26, 2014