Coops Meat Shower

When a large man pours bacon grease on you and has intercourse with your armpit.

"Bro, that chick was so hot I gave her a Coops meat shower!"

by JDangle69 March 24, 2019

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sad boi shower

When you feel sad and don’t know what to do you sit at the bottom of your shower and just let the water run over you

I just took a sad Boi shower and now I feel a tad bit better.

by Killjoy_2019 October 8, 2019

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Shower Cologne Boy

A Superhero. When a boy is fresh out of the shower and proceeds to lather himself in cologne. Super power: Can make any girl's panties drop.

Jessica: Katie, why did your panties drop?
Katie: I just got a whiff of Shower Cologne Boy.

by TCsquared April 17, 2017

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rub shower cry

A phrase coined by Hillar, describing the start of a normal, sad, pointless day.

Yep, she is gone....things are definitely not going in the right direction. Nothing to do, but to start off the day with a rub shower cry.......

by kalevipoeg June 20, 2017

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three-point shower

A brief shower designed to clean the two armpits and the genital region--hence, a three point shower.

Given that he was late for his date, he opted for a three-point shower so that he'd at least smell nice and be presentable.

by JeremyNeo June 9, 2016

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German Fan Shower; When the dominant male stands behind a generic fan, which is blowing at it's highest settings. The female is kneeing down in front of the fan as the male jizzes straight into the fan blades, showering the females face and seeps into her scalp.

Dominant Male "Hey baby!, wanna do German Fan Shower tonight?".

Female " Yeah baby!, get me moist right in the face!".

by KinkyFuck August 28, 2016

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