finger cousin

The equivalent of a wiener cousin but with fingering a girl instead of having sex with her.

Me and paul became finger cousins last weekend after he fingered gabby.

by mikedyl November 9, 2012

Finger Barrels

Fingering; surfing slang originating from the term 'barrel' (the tube-like part of a wave).

"What'd you do with Tara last night?"
"Heaps of finger barrels, I was frothing ay."

by Tilllllllllly August 24, 2012

Freshman Fingers

Something that happens to first year players in the NFL where a rookie will be thrown a pass a veteran receiver would catch easily but the rookie doesn't catch it.

Man, Torrey Smith is so good

No dude he has freshman fingers, he misses so many passes

by nweinberg February 10, 2012

finger-fabber

related to jibber-jabber but done in text messages

i really cant understand my girlfriend finger-fabber messages

by darkwarriorsavestheworldagain December 6, 2011

Buffing The Finger

Rather than just flipping the finger at someone, buffing the finger is am ostentatious and elaborate gesture of polishing up the middle finger finger as and intro to the offensive gesture itself. The add elan and flair, why not include a quip such as "Can you see your face in that?".

I saw her buffing the finger and quickly polished up my response.

by Vengeful Spirit December 15, 2011

octopus fingers

The inability to type correctly because of intoxication.

The way your fingers act when trying to type while intoxicated.

srry i cnat type ritght i got ocotpus fingres

(Sorry, I can't type right. I got octopus fingers.)

by katileka March 17, 2011

Webbed fingers

When you sneeze into your hand and it gives you webbed fingers

"I sneezed and gave myself webbed fingers"

by Undertaker sann July 22, 2017