Sunday Driver

Someone who is driving extremely slow because they are stoned

"dude, this sunday driver must have been smokin' some dank bud, 'cuz he's going 10 in a 55 mph zone"

by rlly highgh riyte /\/ 0 \/\/ ! October 10, 2008

thumb drive

Working a hand job too hard with the thumb making direct contact with and collapsing the urethra. Imagine pressing out tooth paste with only your thumb on the underside of a penis with 100 stokes per minute, under the pressure of full grip.

My boy is getting surgery next week to fix the damage from that fat girl that gave him the thumb drive

AKA San Diego Stinger

by CrackerJacKings December 11, 2007

drivel

absolute pile of offensive used arsewipes

That cuntingarsehole talks a load of pungent drivel.

by DellPickle June 9, 2005

Iranian Cab Driver

The Iranian Cab Driver requires a good deal of skill and coordination. To pull off this complicated maneuver the man effectively must draw a hands-free mustache with a half emerged stool while squatting over his partner, providing the lover with added olfactory stimulation before giving their man fellatio.

The Iranian Cab Driver can also be performed by a woman before receiving cunnilingus, but this practice is far less common.

<Gwen> Holy shit girl that party was off the hook! Sorry I got sick so early :( Did I miss anything?

<Jenny> OMG it was fucking AMAZING, after everyone left Harry gave me an Iranian Cab Driver! Best birthday present EVAR

<Gwen> what?

<Jenny> it will change your world

by Nothingm0re June 17, 2010

drive-by fucking

The act of engaging in loud, full-on sexual intercourse in a moving (or stationary) vehicle with all the windows rolled down in front of a friend's house while everyone inside is sleeping.

-Ugh, what is that awful racket at 4 in the morning?

-It woke me up too. Alicia's slut ass is outside with some dude and they're totally drive-by fucking us.

by ieattasteewheat September 8, 2010

Bulldozer driver

Somebody who is sitting between two males...in a car, at a dinner table, etc...

Lunch today sucked ass, cholo. I was the bulldozer driver to and from the restaurant!

by squish squashy May 2, 2006

surrogate driver

often confused with designated driver - this is when a lady has decided to have a baby on behalf of another lady and therefore cannot drink thus being able to drive safely the drunkards after a night out.

i can drink what i like tonight the surrogate driver is giving me a lift back!

by miffygrl July 29, 2009