Iowa dildo

When a cob of corn is used as a dildo

I gave my little brother an Iowa Dildo for his 10th birthday

by Big man Big Balls June 10, 2024

Funeral dildo

A communal sex toy (frequently a family heirloom) used to alleviate grief in times of mourning.

Aunt Enya stood by her husband's casket, tears cascading down her grief-stricken face as the wails of the women in the family filled the room. The air was heavy with sorrow, the weight of loss palpable in the mournful atmosphere.

Amidst the sorrow, a whispered secret emerged, passed down through generations - the ancient family "funeral dildo." Shock and disbelief clouded Enya's eyes as the women, consumed by grief, revealed the taboo object. In their shared pain, they sought solace in the forbidden comfort it offered.

One by one, the women took turns, finding a bittersweet release in their shared act of defiance against death's cruel grip. Enya watched, her heart heavy with a mix of shock and understanding. Even Nana Val, her frail body confined to a Victorian wheelchair, found temporary respite from her own suffering. As the night wore on, the echoes of grief softened, replaced by a fragile sense of peace.

In that moment, amongst the tears and whispered confessions, Aunt Enya found a glimmer of hope in the midst of her despair. The mourning dildo, with its taboo allure, had woven a strange tapestry of healing through the tangled threads of grief, binding the women together in a shared, sacred moment of release.

by sad grandma November 22, 2024

Mucosa dialog

Mucosa is a type of skin texture that only exists on the lips and Anus. Mucosa dialog is a specific technique of analingus (ass eating) where both people pucker and kiss in communication similar to French kissing. Very intimate.

The went full on mucosa dialog till they invented a new language

by Nightlife Jones November 26, 2024

mono-dialogue

1. One person (mono) having a discussion as two distinct people (dialogue). 2. To outwardly carry on a debating or discussing with yourself as two distinct personalities. 3. To talking to an imaginary person as a routine.

Flip Wilson stood on stage all alone for over an hour delivering a hilarious mono-dialogue between he and someone named Hester Sue debating the meaning of life. It was pretty darn funny to watch..

by Ean M. Williamssom January 9, 2025

Balalaika Dildo

Is a way of using the tip of balalaika as a dildo. Mostly done by russian men(can also be women). Most common way is to put in balalaika up in ass while singing kalinka. It is a fun way to cheer up people in a party with people from CIS countries.

-Last night I saw a russian man doing ''Balalaika Dildo'' at a party. He was not even drunk. He looked happy.

by Ro_YULENESIA January 14, 2025

Harry dhillon

A 5'11 brown munda who effortlessly attracts brown kudiya, He is often called a "rizz god" or someone with "max rizz". He’s got the game, knows how to pull brown kudiya, and has a natural smooth operator vibe. He has W rizz, meaning he's pro in flirting. And on top of allat, He's JATT.

Harry Dhillon, remember the name, you might him somewhere rizzing up brown kudiya.

by A$CE January 30, 2025

Harry dhillon

A 5'11 brown munda who effortlessly attracts brown kudiya, He is often called a "rizz god" or someone with "max rizz". He’s got the game, knows how to pull brown kudiya, and has a natural smooth operator vibe. He has W rizz, meaning he's pro in flirting. And on top of allat, He's JATT.

Harry dhillon, remember the name, you might find him somewhere rizzing up brown kudiya.

by A$CE January 30, 2025