daniel batten

Someone who gets touched on the penis by his father

Did you get daniel batten last night?

by Hhjj June 30, 2014

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Daniel Kelly

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Wow you are a Daniel Kelly

by Fat poopy July 21, 2021

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Scariest boy alive. Resembles Heimlich from A Bug’s Life. A professional crop duster and bowel movement connoisseur. Works full time at a haunted house w/ no costume needed. Going bald as we speak #gynoking

Bailey: omg is that an Alexander Daniel?!?!?
Hot mama: yessss my mom told me to stay away from that thing

by meavagemary February 10, 2022

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Daniel J

He has enormous pp it is too large before you put it in she will say its very big and enormous pp.

Girl 1: I'm hanging out with Daniel J today and i can already feel his pp
Girl 2: OMG OMG OMG BRING ME WITH YOUs

by GODISSUPERGOOD December 11, 2019

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Neil Daniel

Sweet guy, dresses like a minion for his job, likes chocolate covered raisins, hates driving for ten hours straight, likes doing outdoorsy shit, like kayaking and jumping out of trees. He’s good speller apparently. Doesn’t like wearing shoes outside. Has a fat ass.

Damn look at Neil Daniel

by Princessconsuelobananahammock June 30, 2020

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