Rolly Crumpet

To take a poo or make stinky chocolate on the ground while waiting in the line at Walt Disney world to ride a ride or see an attraction publicly infront of everyone.

That kid just made a Rolly Crumpet! I guess he was waiting in line too long and couldn’t hold it in anymore .

by 420D-Portkid November 26, 2023

Cortisa Crump

"Cortisa Crump" means to do cunty hand gestures (or dance) refering to lyrics on any Cortisa Star song.

dang girl your Cortisa Crump is giving cvnt!

by AyeshaonlineX3 March 17, 2024

coochie crumbs

Coochie crumbs are commonly found in woman who enjoy a meal or two in the comfort of there own bed. The crumbs that fall from their previous meal can end up all over the sheets, often time the crumps will find themselves a new home in your vagina. Resulting in Coochie crumbs.

I ate a bag of those spicy Doritos last night, all the crumps ended up in my vagina. Most painful coochie crumbs I’ve gotten.

by Dee’s Teeeties July 10, 2024

Pocket Crumbs

When your mate hooks up with a hot girl and her not so good looking friends are left alone for you to try and hook up with.

Dan hooked up with Charlize so I mopped up his pocket crumbs.

by PocketKing December 15, 2024

rubbish crumpet

Pseudo-british term for the anus, especially in the context of Anilingus.

My dear would you be so kind as to allow lingual stimulation of your rubbish crumpet?

by hbright December 18, 2024

swedish crumpet

a swedish crumpet is when you fart on someone’s food and then make them eat it. similar to a dutch oven, but replace the face with their food. often performed as a revenge ritual against a friend that wronged you, this move is taken stealthily in secret but there’s no doubt the enemy won’t notice the difference as soon as they chow down.

term coined by gizem bektas DJ and journalist.

A: Oh My God, Felix pulled a swedish crumpet on my ikea meatballs yesterday.
B: No way… was the aroma pungent? I haven’t done one of those in years.
A: It lit my taste buds and nose on fire..

by gizemtheDJ January 8, 2025

Love-Crumbs

The sporadic 'love' you're getting within a toxic partnership that you mistake for the real deal.

She was tired of him only showing up when it suited him; chasing after him for 'love-crumbs'. She knew she deserved more.

by Jen's I-Am March 9, 2025