Kahlua cock

When a man drinks so much Kahlua that he cannot get an erection for the rest of the night.

"There is nothing more pathetic than a man whose procreative functions have been rendered inactive by Kahlua and Kahlua alone.

Man, I shouldn't have drunk all that Kahlua. I got such Kahlua cock now."

by Fish126 April 12, 2009

cock snatch

A cock snatch is someone who takes away all or most of the fun from something.

Dude, don't be such a cock snatch!

by Dave Perala June 16, 2006

bendy cock

Pleasure machine

Jason pleasured maria so much that she swears she will never take on the bendy cock again.

by Jkahan911 November 17, 2013

Cock Dyson

A female provider of horizontal refreshment - kind of a whore.

Bro: 'She's a Cock Dyson'
Dude: 'What do you mean?'
Bro: 'She sucks it in from all directions!'

by BenHamerEsq February 21, 2012

Cock dipping

When a guy (typically a pornstar) puts his penis in and then pulls it out, repeating this multiple times for no apparent reason.

"Did you watch that porno I sent you?"

"Nah that was just some guy cock dipping a girl for like 20 minutes."

by Biivl November 20, 2014

Cock Mocking

Teasing your friend for the way that they hit on someone
see cockblock

Guy 1: So I ran into (___) yesterday and damn she was fine.
Guy 2:"and what did you say?"
Guy 1:"Hello Gorgeous"
Guy 2:"Hello Gorgeous? Wow that's pathetic"
Guy 1"You cock mocking me?"

by MALCOLM XXX November 09, 2012

Twin cocked

1. When a person has been penetrated by two males.
2. A term used, normally used in first person shooters, when 2 players on the same team dominate the game.

1. My buddy and I just twin cocked that girl.
2. My buddy and I just twin cocked your entire team!

by lilhoss2130 January 21, 2010