Cheese Monkey 

One who wears Christmas sweaters during Christmas.

You can tell he was a cheese monkey when his nose started to bleed as his conversation progressed with the mildly attractive girl.

Cheese Monkey by Doug Cheese December 23, 2008

cheese box 

when you eat a girl out during her period

man me and kathryn cheese boxed all night long

cheese box by jojojo December 7, 2006

cheese and crackers 

Down and out, welfare types you see in the grocery store late at night. Although can also signify seemingly rich folks with big houses, big mortgages lots of cars and NO furniture inside! HAAAAAHAAHAA!

Also, people who just don't get it! Simpletons that have no imagination and can't grasp the obvious.

Don't go trick r' treatin in the mobile home park man, them is just cheese and crackers over there.

Lee is always talking about himself and doesn't respect other people's time or comment on their ideas. He's so cheese and crackers!

cheese and crackers by capncervelo November 16, 2010

cheese ball 

jo pressney / legend

man,u is a fuckin cheese ball.

cheese ball by danzil November 30, 2003

Cheese and Cracker 

A young, unmarried couple, typically living together in a council flat, that are so dirty that you can easily make the assumption that he has a cheesy penis and she has a dry and salty vagina.

Joel: Oh my god, did you see them two just now?

Gemma: I know! They were easily a cheese and cracker.

Cheese and Cracker by Jesus-Called-Me-A-Dick December 21, 2014

cheese face

when a strawberry blonde is drunk and does something random.

jill was being such a cheese face last night!

cheese face by Sandy Banana June 1, 2006

Cheese Cake 

When you fart into a pillow and put it over someone's face

Once the barrier was broken, I gave my girlfriend a cheese cake

Cheese Cake by Wskiter August 25, 2013