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Canadian Jerk

Did you hear about John doing the canadian jerk in the bathroom?”
by Beepfofnejd December 18, 2022
mugGet the Canadian Jerkmug.

Canadian Telephone

When you throw a bag of Taki's Fuego, and 5/ paper towels in a highschool boys locker room toilet
Kid 1: Dang it! This toilets clogged!
Kid 2 walks over
Kid 2: Looks like someone pulled a Canadian Telephone.
by AsherAz August 19, 2025
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Canadian

An overly nice person sorry for bragging who can soon legally get and smoke weed the also have free health care and have really good maple syrup... Eh
by Fuhdggghhxnbfjhefb May 29, 2018
mugGet the Canadianmug.

Canadian flag

When your Canadian boss loves a certain sales rep so much, even the mention of their name makes him pop a boner as red as the maple leaf on the Canadian flag
That rep must have called, the boss's Canadian flag is at full mast waving in the wind
by mong005e June 18, 2019
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Canadian Tesla

An actor in English language television portraying a historical figure from Europe who doesn’t even bother to try an accent.

As in: Several episodes of The Murdoch Mysteries (Canadian tv series) tv series where the actor playing Nikola Tesla doesn’t have even a hint of an Eastern European accent. A ladle of irony that the character is played by an actor named Dmitry Chepovetsky!
That guy playing Louis VIV is a Canadian Tesla
by Slicenic July 25, 2021
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The Canadian Cart

The Shop That Eats Its Competitors For Breakfast.
"Oh Hey.. Have You checked the Canadian Cart"

"yeah those guys.. Been giving other shops a run for their money"
by Stranger Danger Son November 23, 2021
mugGet the The Canadian Cartmug.

Canadian toothbrush

Girl brushes her teeth with your dick and then flosses with your pubic hair‘s
I got cubes stuck in my teeth after I gave him a Canadian toothbrush
by Javon quirky April 9, 2019
mugGet the Canadian toothbrushmug.

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