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cock barrier

when two straight males, either friends or bros share a bed usually a double or queen size, and have a simple barrier in the middle. A pillow or stack of pillows are common. to avoid any such contact and the possibility of your pricks touching.
Timmy: shit man i wish i didn't have to share the bed with you.

Ron: It's no problem man ill put a stack of pillows in between us, to form a cock barrier.

Timmy: that's a good idea bro, I sure wouldn't want to be pricked in the middle of the night.
by wimplewinch November 4, 2012
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Cock Mocking

Teasing your friend for the way that they hit on someone
see cockblock
Guy 1: So I ran into (___) yesterday and damn she was fine.
Guy 2:"and what did you say?"
Guy 1:"Hello Gorgeous"
Guy 2:"Hello Gorgeous? Wow that's pathetic"
Guy 1"You cock mocking me?"
by MALCOLM XXX November 9, 2012
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Cocks to the rocks

A term meaning to go to the extreme and give it your all. To go above and beyond 100%. Derived from the saying, "pedal to the metal".

Instead of putting the pedal to the floor, you're using your cock to the maximum. The "rock" comes from the saying, "lets rock!"
"We're gonna head out to the clubs tonight and put THE COCKS TO THE ROCKS!"

"Dude, just put the cocks to the rocks and ask her out already."

"I studied all day and night for my exam. I'm gonna kill it! Cocks to the rocks!"
by Rattattack January 25, 2013
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Cock bobbing

When you or someone is so tired you keep falling asleep over and over causing a "bobbing" effect with your head (with your mouth open). This occurs mostly in the sitting position, and resembles the motions of giving a blowjob.
I was so fucking tired today, I was cock bobbing all through class.
by virginiasucks February 18, 2012
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Cock Dyson

A female provider of horizontal refreshment - kind of a whore.
Bro: 'She's a Cock Dyson'
Dude: 'What do you mean?'
Bro: 'She sucks it in from all directions!'
by BenHamerEsq April 28, 2012
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left cock

A left angular curve in the irrect penis. Usually caused from a blow to the dick. Found in rare specimens
"Zack had a raging left cock"
"that tranny has a hard left cock"
by poppycock245 December 30, 2011
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Cock nectar

by Cody hanks February 21, 2011
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