Cock royalty

When a man gets paid a percentage of a woman’s raise after she gets good cock.

Alan received a 10% cock royalty after Cristina got a promotion because of her improved performance after having sex with him.

by Simpatico36 March 14, 2022

Cock-Blocko'saurs

A verb used to describe an ancient creature who will go to almost any length to stop you getting some action; a blatant attempt to hate on one's game

Person 1 - " Dude, what was up with Steven last night ? "
Person 2 - " I know right, what a cock-blocko'saurs "

by 'Denver's Finest' March 14, 2022

cock mullet

A bad weiner hair cut; manscaping gone wrong

That guy had a sweet cock mullet. Business in the front party in the back.

by TheBiggestBlackest February 2, 2014

Cock Chomp

To bite a cock during oral sex.

"Omg at the party Rachel was such a cock chomp!"

by Ultimate Awesomocity March 7, 2009

Cock Copter

When a male with a flaccid penis swing his penis around in a helicopter like motion. Thus creating enough centripetal force to take flight.

My dad decided to start cock coptering and took flight. I have never seen him again.

by BarryMcCocknher November 7, 2019

Cock Dyson

A female provider of horizontal refreshment - kind of a whore.

Bro: 'She's a Cock Dyson'
Dude: 'What do you mean?'
Bro: 'She sucks it in from all directions!'

by BenHamerEsq April 28, 2012

Cock bobbing

When you or someone is so tired you keep falling asleep over and over causing a "bobbing" effect with your head (with your mouth open). This occurs mostly in the sitting position, and resembles the motions of giving a blowjob.

I was so fucking tired today, I was cock bobbing all through class.

by virginiasucks February 18, 2012