cock barrier

when two straight males, either friends or bros share a bed usually a double or queen size, and have a simple barrier in the middle. A pillow or stack of pillows are common. to avoid any such contact and the possibility of your pricks touching.

Timmy: shit man i wish i didn't have to share the bed with you.

Ron: It's no problem man ill put a stack of pillows in between us, to form a cock barrier.

Timmy: that's a good idea bro, I sure wouldn't want to be pricked in the middle of the night.

by wimplewinch November 4, 2012

Cock-parade

The ever-growing list of guys a promiscuous girl may have.

jane- janet has a new guy over here every week!
john- yeah, just more guys in the cock-parade...

by El Steve-O June 11, 2006

Vodka Cock

The annoying state of having had too much to drink and not being able to achieve or sustain an erection.

Gina said the guy she brought home last night had vodka cock. Poor thing...she said he was pushing rope all night.

by DarthIan March 29, 2015

titanic cock

A cock so big when you put it in your wife, it plays the sad violin song from the Titanic.

1. Hey Johnny, can I suck on your Titanic Cock?
2. Damn Manny, can you please slow down with that Titanic Cock? I can hear Jack already...
3. Darn my niGhA dAts WOnn PHAT aZZ CawK

by StardustGalaxy7 September 24, 2018

Skiddy Cock

A post-nut, half chubbed cock with shit on it after having anal sex.

Hand me that trowel bitch ya gave me the skiddy cock.

The skiddy cock was so bad from that Grindr dude I had to shower before going back to work.

She wanted a dick pic so I snapped my skiddy cock but I accidentally sent it to her mom. Got a date next week.

by Dick Onchin November 16, 2020

flamingo cock

When a Mans Dick has a huge irrection for a long period of time

Ashley: Dayum girl see this guy over there
Amanda: Yeah girl I see him
Ashley: I think he had a flamingo cock it’s been like that for 20 minutes
Amanda: Dayum girl

by Daddy Vlone February 25, 2018

cock snatch

A cock snatch is someone who takes away all or most of the fun from something.

Dude, don't be such a cock snatch!

by Dave Perala September 2, 2008