Brandon

The purest, most condensed, the epitome, the heart, the soul, the very definition of the godless concept known as "The Rizzer"

Vivick: Brandon got his rizz all over me
Brandon: Sorry, I rizzed too hard
Anh: It's edible

by AsianFetus January 26, 2023

Brandon

The world’s biggest knobhead. Also a great child of god.

That dude is such a Brandon...

by PunjabiWarrior March 6, 2018

Brandon

likes gay men

Example: You know Brandon?
Example 2 : Yeah, he likes me and im gay!

by reqizy November 21, 2021

Brandon Lee'd

The act of getting a girl pregnant after getting a failed vasectomy. Finding out you weren't shooting blanks after all

Dude I Brandon Lee'd my wife last week, and I'm fresh out of coat hangers

by BigFloppyVainySausage420 June 1, 2018

Brandon olivos

This is an example of a trash kid at 2k iMessage games and etc

Yo Brandon olivos is so trash and EVERYTHING‼️

by J🅰️Y November 6, 2019

Brandon

A man with so much potential that has yet been realized.

"Just give Brandon some time, he'll make it eventually".

by RAZORBURN20 August 9, 2024

brandon eli

Man with great taste of women, respects them 110% of the time, loves cracking open cold ones with the boys, meme master, ladies love wasting his time for a few months then leave and don’t say anything. Also has a big dick

Man, Brandon Eli is so respectful and hot.

by Harambe42069 October 9, 2017