Boner Phone

An expression used when one unexpectedly encounters something especially stupid or ridiculous out of their control. The person mimics a ringing noise, pretends to answer a pantomimed phone and says, "it's the boner phone, and it's for you."

after finishing the hunger games series "Ring, ring! It's the boner phone, and it's for you."

by vistalover August 20, 2012

boner phone

The secret mobile telephone you utilize for porn viewing pleasure. Typically this phone has a larger screen with sticky smudge marks across the screen.

"Man its a good thing my I use incognito mode on my boner phone, my girlfriend would be horrified knowing what I watch to beat off"

by Lee Keydong April 21, 2015

Insta-Boner

Something EXTREMELY that gives guys boners the second they see it.

"We're so hot, we're totally insta-boners."

"Dude, have you seen Taylor? She's a total insta-boner."

by dianaandsavvy December 5, 2012

Bum Boner

The second boner of the day that you’ve had with your girl and you just know it’s going to last a long time so you’re saving it for her bum.

Baby your ass is so fine I hope to get a bum boner later for it.

by Jimmyxxxj9 August 28, 2021

boner cause

someone so sexy it causes you a boner

damn, man, that girl is some serious boner cause

by smartpanties123 December 25, 2013

Boner Doner

n. mistake donation

"Well, I think boner is another word for mistake, like 'I made a big boner in math class' so maybe Boner Doner means 'I donate mistakes.'" - Hubie's Mom

by mrsdubois October 12, 2020

geek boner

Getting excited over videos games, computer specs, a piece of gear drop on wow, and so on, like you would get if you see a hot girl.

geek boner: Your friend get a new computer and when you look at the specs you cant stand up for 20mins

by zepth007 December 4, 2009