bum dinggy 

something that is just aiight...

I went to this gourmet resteraunt, but all the fodd turned out to be bum dinggy

bum dinggy by Blaze54901 July 29, 2007

bum license

1. A license to panhandle that has to be purchased from a city.
2. Pertaining to new laws in the many cities in the United States that require you to have a license to beg for money.

Ford got his bum license for Cincinnati and put in a frame and hung it on the wall in his living room.
cop: excuse me mr. bum, I need to see your bum license.
bum: "runs away from the cop", stating, "I ain't got one you fuckin' pig.

bum license by Ford Lawnmower November 7, 2007

Bum Tard

hmm, Alright picture like a dumb lookin' kid right? and put a bum oh his face, and slap him around a couple times. That kid got bum tarded, and is now a bum tard.

Kids that get bum tarded, or "bum tards" act in certain ways which have attributed new meaning to the word bum tard. For example if your nose smells like poo and your cheeks are red, you are automatically a bum tard, even if you haven't been bum tarded.

"Kevin is a bum tard"
"Steve got bum tarded, and now he's SUCH a bum tard!"

Bum Tard by SATAN's mom's va jay jay! September 29, 2008

Bum nice 

Something comfortable to sit on that cushions the posterior, especially when seated somewhere uncomfortable. Can be anything from a cushion to a tire.

"This seat's really hard. I could do with some bum nice"

Bum nice by Sophie Dickson October 10, 2008

Bum-Stalker 

Somebody that has an (often perverted)extremely strong crush on them.

"I fucking bum-stalker, Mark!"
"You are totally bum-stalking Katie!"

Bum-Stalker by I Am Jack's Medulla Oblongata March 9, 2009

Bum-roll 

A movement in the legs which defines ones bottom. When the legs are spread. pushing one cheek of the bottom backwards defining it's shape.

- Used to mention a desirable bottom

- Used in slang to describe an unattractive bottom or as a jest

1. "Did you check him out? His arse is so huge he bum-rolls while sitting"

2. "That girl has one fineeeee bum-roll"

Bum-roll by priestfeast July 29, 2009

Bum Whop 

To have anal sex.

"Me and April did the bum whop last night"

Bum Whop by Dill Wum December 2, 2009