blue punishers

A drug which gives the user psychosis and consequents in them not sleeping for 3 days and often look like the classic MDMA. Also, they have the punisher logo imprinted onto it.

"dude, don't take those Blue punishers. They'll f*ck you up real bad.

by Bailey fray June 17, 2018

Blue Mushroom

The act of gripping an erect penis by the shaft right below the head and punching the penis until it is completely bruised.

I was with this guy last night and he totally wanted me to blue mushroom him!

by johnredcorn69! August 24, 2009

Blue Twinkies

When a girl is prenant and her vagina goes blue from higher blood flow to that area causing it to look just like twinkies just blue

girl..omg i hve blue twinkies

boy...i know nd u r prego

by lmaolmaolmaolma October 20, 2009

Blue Ribbon

What you call a chic who is exceptionally pretty/hot/sexy, or in an above the rest category.

You see her over there, now that chic is blue ribbon.

by Squad Up December 9, 2008

blue cunt

When a women becomes incredibly turned on and is about to have sex with a guy, but the guy decides not to have sex with her or it just doesn't happen due to unforeseen circumstances.

AKA The female version of blue balls.

Girl 1: "He was so hot and right before we fuck he passes out, giving me a particularly severe case of blue cunt."
Girl 2: "That sucks."

Guy 1: "Did you fuck that girl last night?"
Guy 2: "Nah dude I realized I had to go somewhere important and left her house early, she must of had some bad blue cunt."

by Long Island1 December 17, 2008

blue anon

A person who believes in conspiracy theories theories when the perps are right wing and the victims are left wing.

My brother Terry is a real blue anon.

by Ubiquitous Cedar March 7, 2021

blue sausage

A yeast infection of the penis acquired through sexual intercourse with a blue waffle.

"Did you hear what happened to Rick last night?"
"what?"
"He got a blue sausage from Sarah."

by krispiekream December 15, 2011