asian beetle

when an ugly Asian wants a

one night stand and u commit, then you pull out and spray a huge load on her back, making her look like a beetle

That ugly Asian screamed even louder after she looked like an Asian beetle

by Sir Crocodile May 27, 2016

Asian Chopstixxx

When an Asian girl receives two erect penises at the same time from both her anus and vagina, while in a standing position, creating a chopstick effect with the two dongs.

Man, my buddy and I had a great night last night double chop sticking the Asian girl down the street. Hope she doesn't end up with an extra dumpling in the rice streamer. Never knew what an Asian Chopstixxx was until now.

by mXPhoeniX March 19, 2024

Blamer-asian

Black American Asian

Dude you are so a Blamer-asian there is more in your wood pile than just black.

by weebonilicious July 28, 2009

Asian Persuasion

A nickname given to the coolest Asian with a big penis. Only one person has this title in the world.

"I love Asian Persuasion 🤩"
"Me when Ayden (Asian Persuasion): HUBBAHUBBA!!!"

by Weirdly.Stupid November 20, 2023

asian hibernation

The phenomenon of micro-naps in public places, prominent among high-achieving, over-worked, asian americans.

-"Did you see that trombonist sleeping on stage during the band concert?"
-"Yeah, that was some crazy asian hibernation."

by real_name_taken September 28, 2015

Asian Friday

A term used to describe a sale at the local petstore

"Hey phil, why are there so many asians outside the store?"
"Oh because of our sales its asian friday"
"That explains alot"

by The Goatfatha November 26, 2016

Ty the Asian Guy

A very highly extremely Asian person, is NOT African or burnt.
Also is quite stupid.

"Ty the Asian Guy you are so Asian omg I bet you eat pizza using chopsticks."

by Asiankuun December 14, 2018