Adam

A man whore that will probably let you suck him off at a sleepover and then never have any real interaction with you after that till 3 months later when he wants to go for round 2

Person 1: Adam, I don't know about this.
Person 2: It's fine, just do it..

by E.M.M112606 May 14, 2023

Adam Holtzman

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This kid was such an Adam Holtzman when he asked the teacher if there was homework.

by Chickenstar164 June 29, 2021

Adam redmond

the hottest redmond to ever live

LOOK ITS "ADAM REDMOND"

by ramonanotfound April 25, 2025

Adam

The ultimate sex guru who also gives life advice
Also has the best 9/11 humour
Biggest political mf
Has big dick energy
So sarcastic, he’ll make Stewie Griffin eat his heart out
He makes everyone gay for him

Me: do itttt
Adam: what
Me: yk…
Adam: ESHAY BAHHHHH

by Urslut<3 November 21, 2021

Adam

Adams is known for having a massive cock and for getting all the bitches.

Man I wish a had a friend like Adam so he can get some bitches

Oh look it's Adam let's suck his dick.

by anonymous November 23, 2021

Adam

An Adam is an outwardly pretty dreamy person, generally not paying attention in school or in other places, but can be very kind once you get to know them, especially when you come to find out they will laugh at nearly anything and are always willing to crack a joke, even if it’s bad, a good friend and overall great person, generally has messy hair and doesn’t seem to care what he looks like, but will tend to act annoying as a way of friendship.

Woah, is that Adam?
Yeah, he’s just dreaming again.

by Funnydude69420 November 7, 2022

Adam

Adam reminds me of a move star. He looks amazing no matter what. Ppl love talking to him because he's cool. He has a great need for sugar and activity. He loves watching the boob tube, pee and pooping but nothing grose. If you get a chance with Adam your his lucky star. He will love you forever, respect you as a woman and do anything for you, if he wants to take the chance with you. He protects and cares is kind and very intellegent and has a can do attitude. Don't underestimate Adam, he will show you up. He is a certain way but won't admit he has an explanation for everything including you. He plays his cards close even tho he doesn't play cards.

Adam doesn't like apples

Girl. Where did Adam go
Boy. Why do you want to know

by RockMyThang! July 29, 2023