Alabama cumback

When you're having sex with your sibling, cousin, or relative, and you pull out to cum on their back.

So I was fuckin' my saster, and I gave 'er a Alabama cumback.

by God's Erection November 2, 2021

Alabama Wet Wipe

A degrading sexual act where the female lays on the bed and sticks her tongue out flat and the male drags his butthole across her tongue, in a similar motion to a dog dragging its butt across the ground.

That girl is in need of an Alabama wet wipe...

by Hard R 66198 June 15, 2023

Alabama

The place where your shotgun is next to your head and your sister's in bed with cigarette burns on the bedsheet and moonshine makers runnin' in the basement. Probably also meth makers.

"Alabama is the ball sweat equivalent of the United States."

by Bruhmomentthefirst™ January 11, 2021

Alabama Spaghetti

A Alabama man has oral sex with his female cousin with tape worms and tells her a joke shortly before climaxing and the force of both the joke and the climax will make the female shit out her tape worms in a bowl which are then eaten like spaghetti.

Cletus:Hey man I just made Alabama Spaghetti with my cousin Shawna.
Butch: Awesome can I have some ?
Cletus:Sure.
Butch:*SCHLURP*

by Jörmungandr April 13, 2021

Alabama Baptism

The act of dedication on another's face, usually intentionally, and taking gleeful pride while doing so.

Pucker up, Cutiepie; you're about to experience your first Alabama Baptism.

by Stetson Tate March 29, 2020

Sparkling Alabama Peach

A sparkling Alabama peach is when you take a box of sparklers, put them hanging out of your cousins ass, lit them, and start going at it from behind.

Dude Chandler is wilder then a 7 second ride, he made a sparkling Alabama peach yesterday

by Usuallyacaringguy June 28, 2019

Alabama Weld

Also known as Bama Weld or Bama Bond

Ducting taping an object beyond necessity to the point of it being more duct tape than object.

Someone side swiped me, Had to Alabama weld my car mirror

by Keef_stix December 14, 2020