by Straightupfresh June 23, 2024
Get the chalk Asianmug. If your mom is a Asian Mom. YOU BETTER RUN CHILD, that women will hit you with anything, from rice bags, to a flip-flop. You have to call the authorities, cops, anything if this women loses her marbles. Your gonna die with any weapon this women uses up your a__. This women cleans too much, and yells anything that won’t make sense.
“Hey, isn’t your mom Asian? Oh… I- uhm good for you. She’s gonna beat you up kid. Because she’s an Asian Mom.”
by person who likes food. June 3, 2022
Get the Asian Mommug. by AyeWaddup April 11, 2017
Get the asian fruitmug. by sunflowerseed April 16, 2014
Get the Asian expertmug. An asia lauren is a loud asf small as asian girl who eats duck and loves haraan. She also is really smart at buissness studies and has lots of cats. She loves the word bitch and loves screaming wink wink 😂
by Footballgyal69 May 14, 2018
Get the asian laurenmug. When a guy ejaculates all over a woman’s face in missionary, and then proceeds to use the cum as eyelash liner.
Tim: Hey Jim, what’s taking so long for your girl to get ready for prom?
Jim: Hey man, I just had to help her get her Asian Pinstripes on.
Jim: Hey man, I just had to help her get her Asian Pinstripes on.
by Dick Remi April 9, 2024
Get the Asian pinstripemug. 