The greatest book in the history of books. Ever since Chuck Norris spontaneosly came into existance. This book will guide you to be the most bad ass guy in the world.
Let's consult The Alphabet of Manliness.
by Ben Katz November 6, 2008
Get the The Alphabet of Manliness mug.the worst town ever. full of white kids who try hard to 'party', be hipster, fit in. everyone cares about popularity. if you've got common sense and you know who you are, then your immediately not cool and fun. most kids steal jokes from tumblr of LAST YEAR, and try to type with the noob talk. no matter what anyone says how they dont care, they DO care, i mean come on, its the cliquey and fake alpharetta. all the kids think they're so cool driving their lexus or bmw, when kids in the north got it much better. the towns landscape is farmland with a ton of strip malls. most adults are snooty soccer moms or cheer moms or w/e who are gossipy like those housewives of atlanta. alpharettas got a good variety of ethnic groups and lots of crappy democrats. to live in alpharetta, you must shop at hollister, flat iron your hair until you can see split ends, be insecure, and impress the people who dont even friggin matter. if you go to JCHS, AHS, RHS, or the 2 CHS's, i feel for ya. each kid is trying to become hipster by the second, the hipster style is really running out with these alpharetta creeps.
to be cool/"chill"(like the alpharetta kids say tr0l0l0l) if your a guy, you gotta have that fugly bieber hair, hollister and a soccer mom to cheer you on at your football games, which you'll probably lose because alpharetta kids are so preppy and wimpy its not even funny.
to be cool/"chill"(like the alpharetta kids say tr0l0l0l) if your a guy, you gotta have that fugly bieber hair, hollister and a soccer mom to cheer you on at your football games, which you'll probably lose because alpharetta kids are so preppy and wimpy its not even funny.
"so where you livin now??"
"alpharetta."
"oh my god! your living there still? hahahahahaha in yo face bitch."
"yeah im sleeping on the couch because daddy got fired at at&t and im not star quarterback anymoarr :("
shit just got reallllllll........../awk bomb/
"alpharetta."
"oh my god! your living there still? hahahahahaha in yo face bitch."
"yeah im sleeping on the couch because daddy got fired at at&t and im not star quarterback anymoarr :("
shit just got reallllllll........../awk bomb/
by finding nemoo July 1, 2011
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I'm not going to be calling them lgbtq+ anymore.
Going to call them alphabet freaks now. Easy to say and don't have remember all of those alphabets lol.
Going to call them alphabet freaks now. Easy to say and don't have remember all of those alphabets lol.
by Reeceo August 2, 2019
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by idubbbz'z son December 22, 2017
Get the AlphaGay mug.alphabet lore... you mean... MIKE SALCEDO'S ALPHABET LORE?
Wait... it's an actual Word?
Always has been.
Wait... it's an actual Word?
Always has been.
by Peepole! December 17, 2022
Get the Alphabet lore mug.Originally used as a term to make fun of lgbtqia+ people as the joke was that there were so many terms it seemed like the mafia with its ranks. Now the term has been coined in tiktock and now is a way to tell someone you're lgbtia+ along with different names for each identity.
Examples include general (gay), lieutenant (lesbian), brigadier (bisexual), major general (trans), etc.
Examples include general (gay), lieutenant (lesbian), brigadier (bisexual), major general (trans), etc.
Person 1: I'm part of the alphabet mafia
Person 2: that's cool I'm a brigadier what are u
Person 1: I'm a lieutenant.
Person 2: that's cool I'm a brigadier what are u
Person 1: I'm a lieutenant.
by I'm just lonely May 9, 2022
Get the Alphabet Mafia mug.usually gangster, and african name. usally An alhagie is friends with people like himself. Not likely to be confused with pimps. Most alhagies are concerned about muscles, however, not all of them put in the effort to get the wanted results., A name for fast intercourse when you skeet on a woman
alhagie cannot get any woman even though he images it, he faps off at night,every night ALONE with celene dion's portrait.
by ?chester November 22, 2010
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