Jew Unit

A kickass Jewish rock band from the suburbs of New York City. They kick ass but the local high school refuses to let them play at their shows unless they change their name. They choose a new name each time.

Yo man did you see The Beeftastic Beefcakes?
Who?
Hot Daddy and the Monkey Puppets?
Who's that?
Mel Gibson?
What?!
Morgan Freeman?
What the fuck you talkin bout you dirty ape?!
Bradley Silverman and the Jew Unit?
Oh yeah they rock out with their cock out. I wish they would all gangbang me right now.

by JewMaster731 April 1, 2009

Ass-clown Jew Nazi

A jumbled mass of words that means jack shit; commonly used by schmucks who have no real clue as to what the fuck they are talking about.

How the fuck can someone be a Nazi and a Jew at the same time you fucking idiot?

by <---- NOOB December 22, 2003

Jew, British and French Huguenot

the secret rulers of the world

I know about the Jew, British and French Huguenot thing. But nobody else does.

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker January 12, 2023

Issac Jew Boy Wasserman

Quite possibly the only jew at St. Albans. Originally from the ghetto (aka Murch Elementary). Bad ass activities include the D.C. Youth Orchestra, snow boarding, and creating cool websites with his minions: Shep, Gunner, and Hans, otherwise known as the WASP-eters. Formally known as Mr. Elley Blanchet.

In a world of popped collars and checkered shorts, Isaac Jew Boy Wasserman is a refreshing antidote. Has a twin.

by the coolest person EVER February 28, 2005

deep water pygmy jew

John Semeraro

John Semeraro sure is a deep water pygmy jew

by Slumdogdillionaire October 4, 2017

Miah and the Jew's guide to the ladies

A series of YouTube videos that gives a comprehensive guide to all you need to know on picking up classy ladies.

I was having trouble with my love live, until I saw Miah and the Jew's guide to the ladies. Now I get all the girls.

by koreabound April 7, 2011

Marry-Jew-Anna

Marry-Jew-Anna is marijuana pronounced wrong, But drugs are bad so just stay safe from marijuana and stuff like that cause it can do Major Damage to your brain.
This is just a little fun way to say marijuana.
This is just a joke.

Sarah said " Marry-Jew-Anna?" We found out she had marijuana a mila second later

by LaQuitch June 16, 2019