Jack Mission

Masturbating for hours on end while high and/or getting on meth, generally only cumming once at the end.

Hiding from the world, not answering phone calls, watching endless porn sometimes on fast forward, very brief feelings of filth and disgust immediately upon completion.

These are all tell-tale characteristics of a Jack Mission. Pornographic material of some kind is almost always present.

Sometimes abbreviated phonetically as... Jack Mish
"Sorry for lagging, got some new porno movies... been on a Jack Mission."
by GurpNode April 20, 2010
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Jack Nugget

Someone Who is very annoying, Stupid only cares about them self.
Trevor's such a Jack Nugget!

Why Am I friends With That Jack Nugget Trevor..
by AriXMiku October 05, 2010
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Jack Duff

An irish lad who is in a boyband called roadtrip. Quite weird, especially when with Brooklyn bit overall funny and kind.
Jack Duff is a sexy Irish man that is better than Niall Horan
by Arty_Roadie August 11, 2019
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Wife Jacking

This is when your best friend and your wife run off together, or vise versa. Times have changed though and this is no longer a "vigilante" issue. Suck it up folks, adults can date who they want, married or otherwise. This is also known as spouse jacking or hustband jacking; variations include Spouse Burglary, Wife Burglary and Husband Burglary. It's a specific form of cheating or having an affair.
I heard Jen and Cray are splitting up.
Yeah, turns out Jay was Wife Jacking for months!
by Dimmesdale August 30, 2013
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Jack Sexual

Being in love or attracted to acting star Jack Dylan Grazer
Anna: I’m in love with Jack!

Rosie: That means your Jack Sexual!
by Jack Sexual December 31, 2020
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Jack Martin

The retarded kid who always does the most stupid things and never learns his lesson. He will jump out of a window and break his leg and say “wow, that was fun”. He is the guy who runs out on a football field naked, he will talk back at a teacher with no remorse, and he will always be this way even when he is in his 40’s he will still be the most immature man you know.
Don’t be such a jack Martin, your gonna get yourself killed.
by Doritokale November 08, 2017
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