December 7

Lif's birthday

Alex: Happy birthday lif!!!
Lif: but its not my birthday today

Alex: happy birthday lif!!!its December 7

by Meow1meow1meow December 7, 2021

7 things and AAAAAHHHH

The names of the octuplets of a 14-year-old.

"All 7 Things and AAAAAHHHH come here, you all are in trouble" -Mom

"AAAAAHHHH, the WiFi is out" -Mom
"Mom, I can't fix that" -AAAAAHHHH

"Oh AAAAAHHHH sweetheart, I wasn't talking to you, I was screaming because the WiFi went out" -Mom

"Thing 1, come here!" -Mom

"Coming mom" -Thing 1

"No, I said Thing 1 not Thing 2" -Mom
"But Mom I am Thing 1" -Thing 1

"Oh sorry sweetheart you things look a lot alike" -Mom

They all have actual names, but they all started with "J" and it was too hard to remember, so I changed their names to Thing 1-7 and the troublemaker to AAAAAHHHH

by John,Jeorge,Jose,Josie,Jane,J May 9, 2018

7/11

1: 7/11 is the day all car guys meet up at their local 7/11 and celebrate its birthday.

2: 7/11 is the official car guy gas station.

You: “Hey, wanna go to the 7/11 and take some pics?

Friend: “Why would we do that, shell is right down the road?”

You: “Dude, 7/11 is the car guy gas station.”

Friend: “Oh, true! Let’s go!”

by broveski November 5, 2021

7 Mile Projectile

When your private is 7 miles long

Damn Daniel, that’s a nice 7 mile projectile

by 7 miles projectile January 31, 2022

Year 7 Thinking Caps

The phrase "Year 7 Thinking Caps" signifies the importance to reflect back onto your Year 7 self and think like a Year 7. This phrase is normally used by the Math Teacher G.O.A.T, Pak.

Oh this question, make sure to use your Year 7 Thinking Caps, how would a Year 7 do this?

by pakyuenrespecter December 13, 2021

7-Eleven lemonade

Urine.

"Hey man, I'm gonna stop at this store real quick for some 7-Eleven lemonade"

by ToshibaSatelliteC-55 October 16, 2022

7 and 2

The WORST possible hand in Texas Hold'em.

Aw fuck, i got a 7 and 2.

by lllllkmjj May 21, 2025