National Whip It Out Day

Dating back to the pre historic era national whip it out day is a day when men are permitted by the rules of nature to whip it out although men must control their most valuable cargo this holiday dose not apply to she-males or people who belive there is more than 2 genders and is also exclusive to men of all ages

Ricky: Hi Sally

Sally: Hey Ricky

Ricky: Happy National Whip It Out Day whips it out
Sally: OH wow look at the masterpiece happy National Whip It Out Day

by DizzyCannon7211 April 19, 2020

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National Send Nudes Day!

March 5th is National Send Nudes Day! This is the day we have waited for all year. This is the day you finally send that risky snap to a special someone.

Hot girls will send soapy booby pics on National Send Nudes Day!

by Captain Jack! March 5, 2021

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National Nudes Day

July 26th is national send nudes day, because thats the law.

“Hey bro its national nudes day” “Oh shit i didnt know, heres a tiddy pic”

by skunkybum July 26, 2021

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National annoy your friend day

On January 23 you can annoy your friends whenever and however you'd like!

"why have you been annoying me the whole day!?"
"Well bc it's National annoy your friend day!"

by LpveherP January 22, 2023

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Rape day

You think its ok to fuck anyone without consent do you. well, it's not you fucken weirdo men, women, girls, boys even animals are not sex toys if your horny GO WATCH PORN ASSHOLE JUST DON'T RAPE PEOPLE

Someone: hey! what are you going to do for rape day I'm going to rape that girl across the street *smiles*

some else: call the police if you actually do that.

by Stupid_child June 16, 2022

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