ass to none

Nothing. Nada. Zip.

Ass to none is just a way to say “little to nothing”, meaning there is a very small amount in either a literal or metaphorical sense depending on context.

Jenny: “How much was your paycheck this week?”
Kate: “Even with my overtime? Ass to none.”

by gummybear1452 October 14, 2023

Ass Dickin’ Chicken

When you engage in anal sex with a partner who has recently competed in a wing eating contest.

Hey Dave, if you had anal with one of those girls in the wing eating contest that’d be some Ass Dickin’ Chicken!

by Starboard Tommy July 14, 2019

Eat my ass

When someone is mad at you and wants to end the conversation

Person 1 ¨I HATE YOU!

Person 2"EAT MY ASS!

by 3ff December 2, 2021

Slap the ass day!!

April 18th , boys it’s your chance to get that juicy booty and just slap it and watch it bounce back, or Grab it and squeeze it🤤❤️
Don’t let this day go by boring, make it interesting...

‘Today is slap the ass day!!’

by Cxrti_Queen_ May 27, 2018

can of whoop-ass

When someone about to jump you.

Dude watch out that old man about to open up a can of whoop-ass on you!

by xk1ngg4m3rx September 28, 2014

Ass Jelly

Ass implants

Oh man look at that ass jelly

by Not bloo December 27, 2022

My (fucking) ass

British slang. Used to express disbelief.

“Breakfast is the most important meal of the day”

“Breakfast is the most important meal of the day , my (fucking) ass”

by Twistedmint March 19, 2022