ahh my goon

a phrase used on your friends to express your disappointment in them

friend 1: i had sex with my mom

me: ahh my goon

by Shakande July 20, 2023

Bubble was never published. I seriously would like to know why. If you can not be that considerate, I will gladly delete Urban dictionary and all its links from my device.

Fu assholes

Fu Bubble was never published. I seriously would like to know why. If you can not be that considerate, I will gladly delete Urban dictionary and all its links from my device.

by Spun Sideways July 7, 2018

My direct line

25 kids 75 ex's 1000000 hired security

My direct line could triangulate in 7s three times M4 RPGs and flashbangs mk6s and aks

by Cody5050 January 28, 2022

My bby Mickayla

She is the most beautiful girl in the world and she has such an amazing personality and I love everything about her she has the sweetest personality and is so kind and caring to animals and everyone else ...she is the definition of perfection 🥺.....and she has the most beautiful eyes ever that I could stare at all day and never get bored they are so colourful and vibrant I have never seen a girl as Beautiful as her and also her smile is so cute and adorable and it could light up the whole world in seconds.....and out of Everyone you will ever meet she will be the best ...and She is a beautiful gay god that is also so fuckinggg hot and cute

I love youuuuuu and so does my dog

Me: SHE IS THE GAY GOD AND SHE IS PERFECT AND BEAUTIFUL AND HOT I HAVE NEVER SEEN ANYONE AS BEAUTIFUL AS HER AND IVE NEVER LOVED ANYONE AS MUCH AS I LOVE MY BBY MICKAYLA

the people reading this:THIS PERSON IS SUCH A FUCKING SIMP FOR THIS GIRL

by Mickayla I perfect 🥺 November 23, 2021

shonkles my gonkles

it basically means: fucks me up (but without the swear)

now that really shonkles my gonkles

by the shonkle mcdonkler March 1, 2024

I always share with my buddy

Da humorously-pleasant phrase dat you smilingly tell a cute lady when you offer one of her delectable-to-handle body-parts (hands, arms, legs, feet, boobs, butt-cheeks, etc.) to a male companion who has accompanied you on your visit to said hot chick.

Performing da "I always share with my buddy" maneuver is a total "win-win" situation for everyone including da gal, since it means dat she will receive twice da soothing massages and/or loving touches dat she would have gotten if just you had been present to savor her warm softness.

by QuacksO August 7, 2021

my fart smell

it means your farts smell. nasty bitch. girls dont fart

my fart smell :(
no just shut up

by hitherlol April 22, 2021