I'm going to fuck you up

something that you say to a person when you are horny or just don't like someone

Me: I'm going to fuck you up
your gf: oh pls
also me: I'm going to fuck you up

The stupid brad: oh shit

by fuckedintheasshole123 October 13, 2020

you can’t fuck her personality

A thing you say to your homie when he is dating a flat bitch.

Steve: I’m going out with Tara tonight
Me: bro you can’t fuck her personality

by TheFuck69 March 16, 2018

Step The Fuck Off My Jock

A slang term meaning, back up, or give me my space. Very clingy girls tend to be told to "step the fuck off my jock".

Used in Cobra Starship's song, Smile For The Paparazzi.

Sure, she was hot, but in the end I had to tell her to step the fuck off my jock.

Yo, dude. Step the fuck off my jock!

by saporta:3 April 3, 2011

Happy fuck day ass mouth

Phrase used in American Wedding by Stifler.

On cake: Happy fuck day ass mouth.

Stifler: Thats pretty cool.

by cheeda777 October 1, 2004

fucking asshole dipshit with funky hair

a jackass who puts braids in his hair and thinks hes cool..

hes also really sexy ;)

YOU JACKASS! YOU'RE ACTING LIKE MATT:a fucking asshole dipshit with funky hair!

by who needs to know? May 7, 2005

beep beep shut the FUCK up

an exclamation, mainly used under two circumstances:
1. unbearable rudeness
2. unbearable absurdity

example one:

Margot: Man, I love getting to use the 10 Items or Less Lane at the grocery store!
(Franny cuts in front of her in line and proceeds to unload her full cart of groceries)
Franny: (to Margot) Sorry dear, I'm a little over the limit.
Margot: (to self) ...beep...beep, SHUT THE FUCK UP!

example two:

Zach: (watching Dancing With the Stars) Is that really Slater from Saved By the Bell dancing the tango?

Michelle: BEEP BEEP shut the FUCK up!

by Alexxxandra November 12, 2008

fubar<fucked up beyond recognition>

fucked up beyond all recognition is an expression to stress the fact that there cannot be an upper limit to being fucked up.
excessive fucking makes a pussy look like something it is not supposed to. In the extreme cases one may even fail to recognize it. The above expression is directly derived from this fact.

I am fubar<fucked up beyond recognition> in my thesis.

by Santabanta ka dost April 29, 2008