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Cut off your dick December

If you nut 10 times during december, you have to cut it off!
Example:

''Yo dude! Have you nutted more than 10 times this december?''
''Yeah, why?''
''Bro, you do know its ''Cut off your dick December right? YOU HAVE TO CUT OFF YOUR DICK NOW!''
by Chingchanu November 10, 2021
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separating your smile

This is term for when you are in a really good mood and you or someone else says something that ruins it. Thereby separating your smile or breaking your happiness apart.
As Ian began to feel even more excited about himself and his future, his mother reminded him of past failures and potential future ones. His mother even boldly stated, "I know I am separating your smile, but you need to be realistic. You are a disappointment." Ian chuckled for he did not care what his mother thought.
by von groovy September 6, 2024
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Your Mom

We all know the joke "Your Mom" but sometimes, we need to make it far, very, very far.
So now it will be considered as "fuck me daddy" to stop these "Your Mom" jokes.
Person 1 : "I fucked your mom"
Person 2 : "Alright I'll do it"
by HappyUnammed January 27, 2022
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calling your life

When someone is being a dick and saying that your shit in some way or causing you unneeded hassle.
I heard Jason was calling your life Ross. Yeah he was so I said to him "Jason why are you calling my life by weighing every parcel individually you Chi c**t!!!"
by blondeboy69 January 25, 2017
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Count your randi's

Another term for 'Count your blessings' coz Randi is an absolute blessing
stop being ungrateful bro, count your randi's and be thankful
by CoccyMilker November 23, 2020
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by Adujasty343 May 25, 2025
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Check your delay

The delay when you turn your head very quickly while drunk. The more you drink the more you're delayed.
Bro: hey man I might be drunk
You: check your delay bro
*Bro turns head quickly*
Bro: yeah dude I'm hammered
by Hey Big Show October 16, 2019
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