Ha! If THAT isn't a Freudian slip I don't know what is!
Hym "Sit in your air conditioned offices and plant fake stories? You're sitting in an air conditioned office and lying about the actual reason behind the drone strikes."
by Hym Iam December 3, 2025
Get the Sit in your air conditioned offices and plant fake stories mug.The pain of loss was too much, so he went outside in the rain, stared at the sky, raised his fists, and emptied his vowels. (Empty your Vowels)
by TwinInDisguise December 5, 2025
Get the Empty your Vowels mug.Hym "You're only saying it because I said it about your religion. So it isn't that. You thought I was making shit up and I wasn't doing that so now you are doing this. You should have just investigated and reported on my thing and you didn't do that because you cared more about what I said about YOU and your shitty incest cult and now you are trying to scapegoat me... Because this is LITERALLY all that your religion does."
by Hym Iam December 5, 2025
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Get the you want the earth your gonna get the rain mug.No I didn't want anything to happen to your son but I knew Jordan was reading it and I knew you all would be talking about it off camera but I also knew that if you read enough of it you would see that the case I am making isn't all that incoherent and yes I'm obviously being a glib asshole about it but you have to (on some level) see that even I shouldn't have to live like this or debase myself by aquiessing to your attempt to condition my release from a situation I described as hell.
Hym "And I've already threatened your kids. I can't undo that but then to try to translate that into me having to do everything thing I said I don't want to do to while simultaneously ignoring everything else I said is exactly why this isn't going well. So no I was not 'TRYING TO DO IT TO YOUR SON' Meg. This is what would have happened to him IN MY ABSENCE, Meg. What good are my family to me like this? I mean, shit! If you weren't going to do anything about it you could have at LEAST let ME out so I could do something about it myself."
by Hym Iam December 8, 2025
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