Spanking your Monkey

Spanking your monkey is the act of masturbating and slapping your scrotum simultaneously. One may use this term as a synonym to jerking off or gooning.

After seeing Joe spanking his testes while jerking off, I found out he was spanking his monkey.

Later I confronted him saying "Were you spanking your monkey?"

by GooseInKai April 24, 2024

your great-granny

The ultimate and the worst insult, worse than your mom and your granny.

your great-granny a gay tranny.

by Dem-Definitions May 28, 2018

Your mom

Verb: Your mom means that theres a pig amongst us... a fat bitch... which is, you guessed it, your mom

Your mom is so fat, when she fell, i didnt laugh. but the floor cracked up!

by FRMac December 19, 2022

when your window randomly closes

Uh

guy: just trying to search def on urban dictionary
computer: when your window randomly closes
guy: GOD DAMMIT

by someone else thats not u February 11, 2021

Your mom

The largest creature to roam the earth
Some say she’s so big blue whales are the size of her fingers

Person 1: yo dude is that your mom?

Person 2::stop it dude my mom died years ago this isn’t funny

by Theredjoker January 24, 2022

your mom

your mom is a joke word created in 2021 and its a funny ass word that can be almost used as a language and its a cool word for a joke

guy 1 hey you ugly

guy 2 your mom

by monke boi December 17, 2021

Cracking Your Homeboy

Cracking your homeboy is when both of you are absolutely chopped and pull absolutely zero bitches, so you resort to having sex with each other in a heterosexual way.

Mason: Do you want to go out with me
Girl: No, you’re ugly af
Mason: That’s ok, I’ll just crack my homeboy, Calvin
Girl: Really? Cracking your homeboy?

by CalvinsLeftNut July 8, 2025