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Trees r dicks.

When I’m plying disc golf and I throw my disc on a great line and a Tree Jumps into my line and messes up my throw then I yell “TREE R DICKS”!!

by Treerdicks.com August 12, 2022

dick-greaser

when your dick isn't dicking

Yo homie, pass me the dick-greaser, gotta go wank one out.

by Sulcus Kreditkartus May 23, 2024

shower dick

something you say to someone who stinks

someone: *stinks*

you: SHOWER DICK

by miau:3 April 26, 2023

pussy dick fart

when your grandad farts on your dick while scratching his pussy

pussy dick fart is my mothers favourite thing to watch

by jonre x aleah September 3, 2023

Turner Dick

Noun
The reaction a person has when the penis experience is so awful it makes the person receiving the penis turn around.

She almost threw up after receiving that turner dick

by anonymous February 24, 2023

Dicked down

To fuck a girl good and hard without any strings attached or relationship drama,just pure hard sex, no feelings involved.

After David dickmatized her in September, Aden Twer took over and dicked down Samantha Hoffman (samcakes90) from November to December. All for free. He dicked her down so good, she was using her flight attendant privileges to go meet him in Philly for dick appointments to get her cheeks clapped. samcakes90 wanted someone to teach her how to be a slut. Twer2 rose to the challenge.

by Rochelle's pussy slayer April 3, 2024

Dick raper

A person who goes around town targeting teenagers grabbing their dick jerking it off and selling their cum to Russian scientists

He was a dick raper

by Kk ligma July 7, 2019