A point in a married mans life, where his wife isn't good enough for him, so he resorts to masturbation.
Man 1: My wife was crazy last night.
Man 2: My wife isn't like that anymore, I have to resort to punching my clown every night.
Man 2: My wife isn't like that anymore, I have to resort to punching my clown every night.
by Call me Dragon August 19, 2011
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Jeffrey: Nothing much, she was just licking the dirt off my tires, now my asshole is clean. Wink.
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Get the licking the dirt off my tires mug.Also commonly used as Ronnie bro, this phrase was first established upon the streets of Amsterdam.
A high individual constantly amazed, astounded and amused by his surroundings would often result in the words “oh my goshhh ronniiiieee” when In combination with his inner excitement.
This soon became a movement amongst friends and eventually the movement became so large, McDonald’s even named their double Bigmac, the double Ronnie. It can be used as a greeting, an expression of excitement, the possibilities are endless.
A high individual constantly amazed, astounded and amused by his surroundings would often result in the words “oh my goshhh ronniiiieee” when In combination with his inner excitement.
This soon became a movement amongst friends and eventually the movement became so large, McDonald’s even named their double Bigmac, the double Ronnie. It can be used as a greeting, an expression of excitement, the possibilities are endless.
“Oh my gosh Ronnie” “RONNIE BROoo” “YO, RONNIE BRO” You reach into your pocket and find the weed you thought you lost: “RONNIEEEE”
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