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your mom

the biggest thing ive ever seen how could it be so big i mean she is already died buy she is way to big to be human
by DickStick42 December 15, 2021
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April 19th is National Stick Your Finger Up Your Butt* Day

On This day April 19th it is National Stick Your Finger Up Your Butt* Day. Every year on this day only you are encouraged to Stick it where the sun don't shine and yell out a big "Oh yeah!" in your best porn star voice.
April 19th is National Stick Your Finger Up Your Butt* Day. So when you stick it where the sun don't shine give me a big,"Oh yeah!".
by Starholed April 18, 2024
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Knock your break shoes loose

Rough sex, hitting it hard from the back, going ham on the vagina, standing up in it
I'll knock your break shoes loose
by Foulnigga_styles October 24, 2018
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separating your smile

This is term for when you are in a really good mood and you or someone else says something that ruins it. Thereby separating your smile or breaking your happiness apart.
As Ian began to feel even more excited about himself and his future, his mother reminded him of past failures and potential future ones. His mother even boldly stated, "I know I am separating your smile, but you need to be realistic. You are a disappointment." Ian chuckled for he did not care what his mother thought.
by von groovy September 6, 2024
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Cut off your dick December

If you nut 10 times during december, you have to cut it off!
Example:

''Yo dude! Have you nutted more than 10 times this december?''
''Yeah, why?''
''Bro, you do know its ''Cut off your dick December right? YOU HAVE TO CUT OFF YOUR DICK NOW!''
by Chingchanu November 10, 2021
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calling your life

When someone is being a dick and saying that your shit in some way or causing you unneeded hassle.
I heard Jason was calling your life Ross. Yeah he was so I said to him "Jason why are you calling my life by weighing every parcel individually you Chi c**t!!!"
by blondeboy69 January 25, 2017
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