Your mom

Your mom, telling someone your mom's gay

Your mom hahahahaha

by Kloutgod manegment November 28, 2020

Smacked off your bounce

On drugs or on alcohol going crazy
Messed up

You're smacked off your bounce

by Bob stephens June 7, 2024

brush your hair

A pilot trying to get into a flight attendant's room by asking if she needs help with her hair

"Hey girl. Need me to come up and brush your hair?"

by flywithbeans January 8, 2025

create your universe

Design your destiny taken to a whole other level(;

Hello my name is Elisse Morphew and I own a Utility Patent for the Create your Universe company; it is an app for your phone that will allow a communication flow through built-in sensors on gloves which utilize pressure, speed, and movement and measure them in an analog signal. Next, an AVS machine with bluetooth capabilities transpires that signal to a digital signal so the phone is able to understand. Last, the phone communicates with a projector to produce that image or any said image into clean air and the user is able to utilize that as a walking , life size, virtual computer desk.

SN: Users can even sense touch from another person trying to connect with them.
SSN: I have decided to go non-profit; I would like to contribute this as a cause to bring world peace and joy and make it open to everyone even in totalitarian governments. I would like anyone to be able to use this product and be able to have free music which may enlighten someone's day && through the night with beauty, passion, & a love United. May that lost soul find an overwhelming peace && in gain knowledge of an abundance of ways to resources that show truth to a happiest, most fulfilling, fruitful life! The gloves/phone application/projector/soundbar can even be encrypted💪

create your universe.. All you need is a finger print😝

by Marketing Director~GOD, Inc. November 18, 2018

You may be tempted to streamline your affairs over the coming year but don’t go to extremes. Instead, be pragmatic and aim to reform your life just a day at a time. That way you are less likely to throw out things you are still going to need.

You may be tempted to streamline your affairs over the coming year but don’t go to extremes. Instead, be pragmatic and aim to reform your life just a day at a time. That way you are less likely to throw out things you are still going to need.

You may be tempted to streamline your affairs over the coming year but don’t go to extremes. Instead, be pragmatic and aim to reform your life just a day at a time. That way you are less likely to throw out things you are still going to need.

by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 23, 2025

National slap your classmate day

March 2

Yay it's National slap your classmate day

by Scrvvjawdcrghbikm March 2, 2022

Your crush

Is someone that doesnt give a $hit to you.

Cry for them, kneel for them , and beg for them. Those will get you nowhere; except seeing them be happy with someone else.

Ex: "did you see Kennedy? Your crush? Omg like he's so bbg today too!"

And you reply with them:

Ex: "gurl WTF that b!tch is mine how long have you been crushing on my man like girl bffr 💀"

by apopoltightpoosay March 10, 2023