Your mum jokes

Jokes your smart & sexy friend makes but pisses you off cus you can't find a comeback

Example:
Person 1: Come on. Is there really nothing you want for your birthday?

Person 2: yeah only one thing. A date with your mum.

Person 1: wow. That was one of the best Your mum jokes

by Sexypianogql January 9, 2023

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Kiss your boo day

OCTOBER 17) The day when you and the rat gang decide to make a move on your finest girl/rat. Ya know? Just do it. Ya know you want too.

Hey did you know it’s kiss your boo day? Go make a move on your rat.

by Houstonkid October 16, 2019

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hit your cell

Call you on the phone

Brad I'll hit your cell!

by PrettyOnFleek4evaNiggas January 24, 2016

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fuck you on top of your head

One level up from a regular "fuck you". Used by Reese Witherspoon in, HBO "Big Little Lies".

Asshole: The play is cancelled.
Person: oh fuck you on top of your head!

by Joe Riverdale February 3, 2018

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Your Allshit

Something that New Zealanders would say. Especially, if they're lying during a discussion. The situation can be drastic to most NZ people but it's just a word that people often take notice.

32 year old Polynesian Guy: Hey yo, G. I'm a rich man. I got a mansion in the hills, life is going well, g

23 year old Maori Girl:"Your allshit, boy. I saw you the other day at your grandma's house, cunt. Quit smoking those sinnies, boy."

Mongrel Mob Member: SEIG FUCKIN HEIL, SUWOOP. SEIG FUCK, BOY. FUCKEN AURRAH BOY. SEIG FUCK.

Random Boy: Get a job you useless prick. Shut your monkey Guerilla ass up, youngin.

Mongrel Mob Wannabe: You allshit.

by Executionist999 June 12, 2018

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