Your Unborn Brother

The NEW version of 'Your Mom!'. Because everyone knows that saying is getting old. So come up with something fresher like 'Your Unborn Brother!' It's totally random and will leave your friends confused and awestruck from you witty originality.

Q: What's the answer to #9?
A: Your Unborn Brother!
Or
Q: Who's the new choir teacher?
A: Your Unborn Brother!

by H Nicole M January 13, 2009

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Hug your crush day!

Its March 29th that means its hug your crush day!!

Alot of people want to shoot their shoot so here is your chance 💗🫶🏼

You: guess what
Crush: what
You: its hug your crush day!
Crush: you liar
You: no its March 29th

Crush: dang it
You: so??
Crush: okay fine 💗

by Wrestler9 March 28, 2022

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mast your rebate

Derived from the word masturbate. It means to announce/publicize rebates/discounts on products/services in your shop/shopping malls/super markets in case of a sale or so.

Hey why don't you mast your rebate to your customers.

by cybahacker March 16, 2009

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stroke your lovely

to lightly stroke someones butt while walking by

guy- i would love to stroke your lovely
girl- freak!!

by Taylor e May 10, 2008

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Your mother

Akin to calling someone’s mother a whore

“The one who is called your mother wears the boots that are made for COMBAT!”

by anonymous October 20, 2021

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Paroxysal your retrograde

I. Verb, slang - to spasmodically react to the righteous badankadonk of not quite an old flame but there is chemistry and to go into a secondary fit of ecstasy when later rubbing up her bare legs from ankle to hip.

At first he reacted calmly, then they both gave into the building intensity, she bit his ear and he whispered, I'll paroxysal your retrograde. Her writhing actually the hurt his ear and he needed stitches.

by Thishastobesomething May 25, 2022

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