Mars Area High School

A true treasure trove of nicotine addicts and underpaid teachers who don’t really teach to well(who can blame them). In this place you’ll find

-The alcoholic lacrosse team, who will let you know they won WPIAL more times than you can count
-The artsy/liberal students, who like to claim that a new injustice or harassment has happened to them this week, meanwhile nobody cares and everyone leaves you alone
-The nice but HUGELY bitchy girls lacrosse team, make sure you don’t mention that you can’t check to them or you’re sexist
-The pretty white but pretty good basketball team

-180 dollar parking spots just to have dogs searching through your car because they smelled something
-Bag checks that take about 15 years, then getting bitched at for being late to homeroom
-Horribly allocated funding to every sport besides football
But overall, not a HORRIBLE place to be.

Bro 1 “yo did you hear about the bomb threat at Mars Area High School last week”
Bro 2 “Lucky, they get the day off again”

by KopasSexTape May 3, 2023

Crossler Middle School

Place full of cool enough people, people with hobbies (let's not be mean to furries and anime kids guys), annoying kids that skip in the bathrooms and break the rules (a lot), idiots, overly smart people, and decent teachers. Shoutout to Mr. Mace guys I love the class, love the teacher, hate 6th period so much I'm in it and there's like a maximum of like 8 good people. If you stay with your type of people your experience won't be shit. Could be better, overall 7/10

"I go to Crossler Middle School"
"oh ok"

by hikikohardcore April 25, 2024

FBI school

A school for Those who want to work for the government

I want to go to a FBI school so bad

by 459395 March 9, 2022

my little house school

literally the worst place u could ever think of . mlhs is full fake bitches who think that they're so popular and cute but in fact they're actually just insecure pieces of shit that go around gossiping about everyone just to fill the void inside them. the school is basically a shit hole that thinks it tops and outstands every other school in jeddah when in real life there isn't one successful student there except for a couple girls in seventh grade of course . The principal of the secondary section is extremely full of herself and thinks that she can boss everyone around like they're her servants (including the students btw ) She forbiddes anything and everything because in her mind that's what proper education is like , moreover its a complete waste of money. She also has a little side chick (she's a teacher) that she's taking full advantage of but oh well. Basically everything is horrible from the uniforms , students , education , teachers , principals all the way to the building itself . if u have eVer considered transferring schools to mlhs , think again . please .

concerned student looking for proper education : Have you ever heard of my little house school ? , im thinking of transferring there

Me : * even more concerned for the person because they're actually , in fact , asking to die*

by dontactlikeyouknowwhothisis December 29, 2019

Chicago agriculture high school

A school full of weird bitches drug addicts and mentally Ill teenagers and all they talk about is sex.

This school is worse than Chicago agriculture high schools football team

by Bad bitch avenue November 4, 2021

Baylis Court School

The worst fucking school ever. Do not send ur children here, unless you want Miss Maccines to chase them down the halls

‘Baylis Court School have rats’
Baylis Court is a prison

by ihatesomeofumfs February 1, 2023

Flushing High School

A run of the mill school known for more suspensions from vaping than there 5 million dollar concrete waste called a field house. Though eradicated of furries, they now deal with hordes of blond basic bitches and weed smell in many bathrooms

Flushing High School- known for terrible football teams

Them- You go to flushing?
You- Yeah why?
Them- you guys suck at football

You- We all fucking know

by Sgt. Stickshift February 15, 2024