dudes in your cereal

literal, real life dudes swimming in your cereal.

“yo who’s swimming in my cereal?”
“I think there’s dudes in your cereal”

by doggy_047 October 3, 2025

I just killed your balls

What you say after accidentally hitting someone in the balls so hard that you're pretty sure he's gonna need to have them surgically removed.

Oh my God! I just killed your balls!

by yrgh October 4, 2025

National Kiss Your Homeboy Day

Kiss your homeboy today, October 6th

yo bro its national kiss your homeboy day

by jyuan October 6, 2025

National give your bf head at 10:20 day

Today is the day give him head

7th of october

Hey today’s is the day national give your bf head at 10:20 day

by sexynigga23 October 7, 2025

National give your bf head at 10:20 day

Today is the day give him head

7th of october

Hey today’s is the day national give your bf head at 10:20 day

by sexynigga23 October 7, 2025

Strand your chip

When you strand a chip in your red iguana and now it’s stuck in the bag

“Hey! I want to strand your chip”

by DPonthem October 8, 2025

your mom

your mom

your mom: who left the muffins in the freezer
me: your mom

by melol6769 October 8, 2025