When your hammer gets stuck in a toilet "Sorry, just hold on. Just gonna break it while I get my hammer outta here! You FUCKING.. TOILET. BITCH." # TOILET BITCH
by KyleHUNK April 27, 2021

by blurby April 20, 2024

The toilet roll test is at first a test of girth on an erect penis. If it's loose you'd best hope it comes out the other end to compensate
Blythe; So are you going to take him home from the bar? Gayle; Yes during the toilet roll test his erection bust open the toilet roll
by Gaybo_Spots November 20, 2023

The act in which multiple people drop a load in the toilet without flushing. Leaving a nice overfilled bowl for an unfortunate guest at a house party.
“Hey man remember not to flush, we’re doing a conglomerate party toilet!” “Oh man not this prank again…”
by Bleeding ball sack October 15, 2021

Nelinda in the toilet is a meme made by a group of teenagers through quarantine.
It began when a girl named Nelinda went into the bathroom and filmed a video of going there, at the time she was also talking to her internet boyfriend she has never seen before. In the group we began asking who is in the toilet Nelinda showed in the video. One of us said that Nelinda was in it and the others joined in, that's how Nelinda in the toilet was created.
With time our group made a story of how Nelinda ended in the toilet. Her internet boyfriend dressed up as Foxy the pirate fox from Five nights at Freddy's and flushed her down the toilet, then in a moment of regret he flushed himself down the toilet too. Tho Nelinda wasn't flushed into some dirty drain she was flushed down into a circus who's manager was another "friend" of us. She joined the circus as the clown and worked her way up to be the leader of the clown, then the ringleader and then the manager of the circus instant of our friend.
It began when a girl named Nelinda went into the bathroom and filmed a video of going there, at the time she was also talking to her internet boyfriend she has never seen before. In the group we began asking who is in the toilet Nelinda showed in the video. One of us said that Nelinda was in it and the others joined in, that's how Nelinda in the toilet was created.
With time our group made a story of how Nelinda ended in the toilet. Her internet boyfriend dressed up as Foxy the pirate fox from Five nights at Freddy's and flushed her down the toilet, then in a moment of regret he flushed himself down the toilet too. Tho Nelinda wasn't flushed into some dirty drain she was flushed down into a circus who's manager was another "friend" of us. She joined the circus as the clown and worked her way up to be the leader of the clown, then the ringleader and then the manager of the circus instant of our friend.
Jacob: Have you heard about the new meme named Nelinda in the toilet?
Derek: No I haven't, tell me about it.
Derek: No I haven't, tell me about it.
by MexyTheFox May 17, 2020

by toiletsoap May 30, 2025

Joe - Why did today have to be the day she left me?!? Why!!!
Me - Man that’s just how the toilet flushes sometimes bro.
Me - Man that’s just how the toilet flushes sometimes bro.
by Lucky2213 January 18, 2023
