door hopper

When a grasshopper has an identity crisis and decides to just stay on the front door And not move

Hey mark did you see the door hopper I think he's lost

by Dragonofdarkness13 September 6, 2021

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Door

A cool nigger that blocks rooms and can be opened and locked and i don't even fucking know what i am doing with my life and why i am explaining what a door is.

Also traps are gay

That door nigger was locked

by [SC] Heggs August 27, 2018

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My birthday wish for unit 314 246 westwood since the police broke my front door using m4s butts to open my door over 100 times ripping the original doors locks out of my frontdoor altering the residence as landlord with photos.
Breaking the oven glass with my face and leaving the glass broken. Leaving a bullethole in my window and two dressers missing the drawers fronts.

A steel plate door slides into the wall and locks like a vault door with a triple lock into the frame one behind two on the front.

Instead of a steel plate door i have 2 8 foot steel bed lift arms braced against the walls in a crossbrace to lock my front door. It locks with 100,000 lbs when i lever it right. I dont need a steel plate door but might invest in cutting the crossbrace to lock top and bottom with one of the bedframe doors and cut the second one to create a triangular locking brace on the door and use a rope ladder to enter and exit.

by Cody5050 May 14, 2023

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