finger of the Lorm

When a cuckboy almost gets laid but ends up only fingering.

F: "Hey boys I heard you all got laid in Milan! Nice!"
T (crying): "I didn't get laid, I only had a finger of the Lorm."

by Leendert January 24, 2018

feeling fingered

When you are feeling beyond tired, fully drained and worn out, when your body is aching all over and your just completely fucked.

- I'm feeling fingered after lastnights efforts at work..!
- Been moving furniture all day and I'm feeling fingered now, so I'm going to bed.

- Bo: "How you going Andy"
Andy: "I'm feeling fucking fingered hey"
- When you can't do something anymore cos ur feeling fingered.

by Pinkmyryd June 6, 2021

Marmite Finger

When either toilet paper tears or it is not positioned properly while wiping. As a result your finger resembles Marmite spread on bread.

When wiping I ran out of runway and over ran onto my finger, thus a Marmite finger.

by Jackorc November 16, 2010

Finger Glitch

Finger Glitch is where you stick your finger in a girl's asshole instead of her pussy by accident.

"Dude last night I was drunk and I had a finger glitch my girl, she was pissed off when I didn't realize I was still doing it."

by The tickler 575757 October 4, 2016

Elsa's finger

When your butt hole is on fire and you stick an ice cube up there to cool it off.

That salsa was so hot I needed an Elsa's finger just to sit down.

by Drwineknow June 2, 2021

dickle fingers

When you're so drunk you try to finger random female patrons in the bar.

Avoid Steve at the bar, he seems to get dickle fingers when he gets too drunk.

by Littlebitty69 May 23, 2021

Finger game

Where one person fingers the other with different fingers, having the other person guess which finger they are using.

Then eventually the other person using their dick, and trying to convince the other it's actually their thumb but if the other person calls their dick a thumb you call them a 'lying slut'.

You are using your dick

No I'm using my thumb

You are using your thumb

You good for nothing lying slut

You lost the finger game

by AHHHAHHHHH May 5, 2022