Performance Tits

Performance Tits: Also known in workplaces as 'PTs' - Womans breasts that is athletic. Not big and saggy, but also not small and barely there. These Tits can handle performance and put on a show.

Did you know that both Anna Kournikova and Jessica Alba have performance tits?

Those 'PTs' are rockin' the dance floor!

by Kay Squared November 17, 2010

Tits McCallister

A man that has big man tits that is over weight.

Frank: Hey Tits McCallister
Billy: shut up its not my fault i have big man boobs its genetic

by smart but dumb June 1, 2010

Wig Tit

When a person of the female gender's nipple has lots of hair growing around it.

Man that suck that girl had a wig tit man!

by damn fucker July 3, 2008

Tit Stains

The presence of perspiration soaking through one's shirt located under a fat man's breasts, much like that which occurs in the arm pit.

In a hot college basketball stadium:

Student 1: Whoa look at that guy's pit stains.
Student 2: Dude those aren't pit stains, they're tit stains.

by D.Swan December 21, 2008

Tit Circus

Much like a testical festival only there are more chesticals than testicals.

"Thank god there are more girls here than last time."
"Yeah, it is a Tit Circus."

by Pheared December 30, 2008

mayonaise tits

tits, covered in a huge pile of cum. usually very drippy, and salty.

Eugene pulled out of Kamaya and gave her some mayonaise tits.

by korianaa c January 31, 2009

trailer tits

a woman with a particularly low hanging rack due to extreme usage, and lack of bra, due to a low paying job.

"God dammit Wendy get your trailer tits sister off of the couch and find her a job."

by butthole96 September 8, 2014