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Performance Tits

Performance Tits: Also known in workplaces as 'PTs' - Womans breasts that is athletic. Not big and saggy, but also not small and barely there. These Tits can handle performance and put on a show.
Did you know that both Anna Kournikova and Jessica Alba have performance tits?

Those 'PTs' are rockin' the dance floor!
by Kay Squared November 17, 2010
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Fresh Tits

1. A word used to describe especially good tits. It can also be used to compliment something that is awesome.
1. " damn that bitch has got some fresh tits"

2. Alex:" I just got a brand new Ferrari"

Josh:"fresh tits!"
by Rick Malone Stark III March 12, 2011
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Left Tit

Referring to the left breast of a female; the left breast is often interpreted to be inferior the right breast. Comparisons are often derogatory. It can be also used as an alternative to "I don't give a crap" or "I don't give a shit".
I don't give a left tit that your show is on, I'm watching the game!

Your little brother is way more annoying than mine. What a left tit!
by Kilopineapple May 16, 2011
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Tit Volcano

The act of squeezing ones nipple untill blood spooges out of the nip.
OH MY GOD someone gave me a tit volcano yesterday when I was sleeping.
by Bthibs October 14, 2011
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Tit Stains

The presence of perspiration soaking through one's shirt located under a fat man's breasts, much like that which occurs in the arm pit.
In a hot college basketball stadium:

Student 1: Whoa look at that guy's pit stains.
Student 2: Dude those aren't pit stains, they're tit stains.
by D.Swan December 21, 2008
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Tit Shitter

Someone who shits on tits... Or poos out boobs.
"That was guy was a total Tit Shitter!"

"Simon is a Tit-Shitter."

"Hey man you got some tit in your shit... ya Tit Shitter."
by Cheif Queef Latiff August 9, 2009
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Licorice tits

Nipples that exceed length of 3 inches.
Patrick the skinny fuck: dude i fucked this girl last night and she had licorice tits!

Caleb the sexy fuck: Dude how long were they?!

Patrick: her nips were longer than my dick so yeah!!!

Caleb: so 3 inches then?
by touch da hiney December 20, 2010
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